The Unbelievable Adventures of Sasquatch Continues

Sasquatch and Bigfoot really know how to make the most of this pandemic! Now married, they’ve set out to have the most adventurous honeymoon possible.

What better place to start your honeymoon than in your own backyard, right? Their first venture was checking the mail at this infamous Washington peak. Washington hikers consider it a rite of passage, and in normal times, it’s a very popular hike. Thankfully for them, there was no better time for them to see what all the hype is about!

Next, they ventured where no Bigfoot has gone before — the desert. Specifically, Utah’s Arches National Park. They loved the change of scenery, enjoying sunrise hikes to different arches and showing off their rock-climbing skills.

Not surprisingly, to end their honeymoon Sasquatch and Bigfoot wanted to experience a phenomenon on most people’s bucket lists. They headed to Fairbanks, Alaska to view the Aurora Borealis. Known as one of the best locations in the world to see the northern lights, they marveled at the show they saw.

Now well-traveled, these two newlyweds are burrowing down at home just in time for Washington to slowly begin reopening. It looks like we’ll only hear about the rare Bigfoot sightings from now on.

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